Doble Kara

Ayokong magpakaplastik... mahilig akong mgchat upang mkahanap ng makaksex na lalaki... I've got every profiles sa lahat ng sikat na personal sites such as Friendster, FaceParty at Picturetrail. Since highschool marunong na akong mag-mIRC at in fairness rumami na rin ang mga channel na pinupuntahan ko... kung dati ay #kantutan lang... ngayun ay may #iyutan, #sarap, #libog, etc... all under DALnet. Recently, nalaman ko rin na may OLX pala... isa syang site under Friendster na... makakuha ka rin pala ng mga lalaki na naghahanap ng bading.

Kahapon, marahil ang pinakamabigat na araw sa kasaysayan ng chat life ko. I got ditched by two boys in one day... hahaha. Yung una ay si Momong, i saw him posted on OLX, looking for pretty gays ang eksena. He has his picture dun sa post... hindi naman siya masasama sa mga kategorya ng gwapo pero definitely hindi cya pangit... i messaged him on his Friendster account, he replied. I asked for his YM para maayus yung usapan namin.

Momong (3/31/2008 2:53:00 PM): hello

Elle (3/31/2008 2:53:02 PM): hi

Elle (3/31/2008 2:53:09 PM): anu b ganap sa friday?

Elle (3/31/2008 2:53:19 PM): kantutan b?

Momong (3/31/2008 2:53:28 PM): yup

Momong (3/31/2008 2:53:39 PM): wla kasi tao sa bahay namin

Elle (3/31/2008 2:53:43 PM): saan ka

Elle (3/31/2008 2:53:47 PM): puntahan n lng kita

Momong (3/31/2008 2:54:28 PM): mag online ka na lang sa thursday

Elle (3/31/2008 2:54:41 PM): saan b place mo

Momong (3/31/2008 2:54:57 PM): pasig sa may ortigas ave

Elle (3/31/2008 2:55:27 PM): san dun??? saan malapit?

Momong (3/31/2008 2:55:58 PM): malapit sa robinson ortigas meet na lng tayo sundo kita dun

Elle (3/31/2008 2:56:11 PM): ok

Elle (3/31/2008 2:56:23 PM): mga what time?

Momong (3/31/2008 2:56:24 PM): teka ano na ba na bago syo

Elle (3/31/2008 2:56:36 PM): ha??

Elle (3/31/2008 2:56:46 PM): anung nbago?

Momong (3/31/2008 2:56:55 PM): may boobs ka ba?

Elle (3/31/2008 2:57:04 PM): www.picturetrail.com/semipretty

Elle (3/31/2008 2:57:09 PM): xxx ung password

Elle (3/31/2008 2:57:11 PM): check mo n lng

Elle (3/31/2008 2:58:44 PM): name mo nga pala?

Momong (3/31/2008 2:59:02 PM): ay chubby ka pla

Elle (3/31/2008 2:59:25 PM): nde b pde?

Momong (3/31/2008 2:59:47 PM): gusto ko yung maganda tlga yung pwede maging gf

Elle (3/31/2008 3:00:01 PM): nde naman ako mukhang gay eh
Momong (3/31/2008 3:00:24 PM): hindi nga po pro di gaya nyo hanap ko

Elle (3/31/2008 3:00:35 PM): pati boses png gurl

Elle (3/31/2008 3:00:37 PM): ahhh

Elle (3/31/2008 3:00:38 PM): ok

Momong (3/31/2008 3:00:48 PM): salamat po

Elle (3/31/2008 3:00:50 PM): kk

Elle (3/31/2008 3:00:54 PM): tnx

I learned sa call center job ko before to always "push the sales", meaning piliting ibenta kahit na ito'y tinanggihan na... well... it failed. Tuwing maiisip ko ang mga linyang nabitawan ko sa kanya, hindi ko mapigilang tumawa at the same time maawa sa sarili ko. Lesson learned: HUWAG IPILIT ANG SARILI.

Nung kinagabihan, Carlo Sikyu, a textmate who is supposedly na makaka-SEB ko rin, asked me to meet him, I just put "Sikyu" on his name since he works in a security agency, but stressed he is not a security guard or officer or something. Since marami na rin Carlo na name sa phonebook ko, i need to put something on his name para maalala ko, hence the tag "Sikyu". So basically ang akala ko OK na ang lahat since he's the one who contacted me sa post ko sa OLX, i even put my pictures on it... I was wrong. Ang usapan namin on that day is magkikita lang, pero walang magaganap na SEB. We were scheduled on Friday, pero sa motel ang ganap, dahil wala nga kaming parehong place.

Ito na ang eksena, magkikita kami sa Kalentong, sa tapat ng BPI. Julz, my bestfried (who is a bisexual by the way) accompanied me since gusto nyang makita ang ka-meet ko. I wore something disente pero pambahay looks pa rin. He texted he's wearing a blue polo shirt and said he's already there. I waited till he texts me and asks kung ako raw yung mataba... I replied yes. I waited, and after about 5 minutes I texted him to at least tell me if he's still meeting me since kanina pa ko nghihintay. My cellphone rang...

"SORI INDI KITA TYPE" flashed on my screen, sent by Carlo Sikyu.

Umuwi ako kasama yung bestfriend ko, I just bluffed Julz para hindi ako mapahiya... Then I texted Carlo Sikyu...

"Sana ngpkita k man lng skn kesa s text mo sinabi, newayz tnx", and pushed Send.

Nasa bahay na ko nun nang ngtext siya...

"Pag may place ka na lng mgtext ka saka ako magpapakita".

Sa totoo lang napikon ako... hindi ko maintindihan ang text nya... hindi niya ako type, pero mgtext daw ako kapag walang tao sa bahay at dun siya magpapakita. So I replied...

"Haha ok k lng, nanliit na nga ako sa mga sinabi mo sa tingin mo may nxt time p, tnx n lng"

"Ok tnx" he replied.

Isang araw... dalawang rejection... ngunit imbes na mainis ako at malugmok... naisip ko na lang na gawing urge ko ang dalwang to para ako ay magpapayat... i saved their number... dahil kailangan ko pa silang pasalamatan when that time comes.